| If I Had Legs I'd Kick You | |
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| Directed by | Mary Bronstein | 
| Written by | Mary Bronstein | 
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| Cinematography | Christopher Messina | 
| Edited by | Lucian Johnston | 
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| Distributed by | A24 | 
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Running time  | 114 minutes [1] | 
| Country | United States | 
| Language | English | 
| Box office | $308,143 [2] [3] | 
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a 2025 American psychological drama film, written and directed by Mary Bronstein. It stars Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Christian Slater and ASAP Rocky.
The film had its world premiere at the 2025 Sundance Film Festival on January 24, 2025. At the 75th Berlin International Film Festival, Byrne won the Silver Bear for Best Leading Performance. It received a domestic release by A24 on October 10, 2025.
Linda is a therapist stretched to her limits while caring for her daughter, who has a mysterious illness that causes a severe aversion to food. The daughter, whose face is never shown, must be fed through a tube each night, and her demands add to Linda's immense stress. The family's situation takes a turn for the worse when the bedroom ceiling of their Montauk apartment collapses and floods the house. With her largely absent husband Charles away on a two-month work trip, Linda is forced to move with her daughter into a shabby motel.
Charles only calls to complain and criticize her, offering no genuine support. Professionally, Linda is surrounded by clients in crisis, including Caroline, a new mother who abandons her baby mid-session. Linda seeks help from her own colleague therapist (Conan O'Brien) due to her own personal problems. However, he is unsympathetic and increasingly exasperated by her behavior detailing her dreams, offering little help as her life falls apart. While living in the motel, Linda meets Diana, a snarky clerk, and her neighbor James, a motel superintendent who becomes an unlikely source of comfort and chaos. James helps her score drugs online and offers emotional support to her daughter, but their relationship is complicated and ultimately strained.
Caroline later appears at her home but then slaps Linda and runs away after being refused help. Later, when told that her daughter cannot make the necessary weight for her peg to be removed, Linda takes her daughter home and removes the peg. Eventually, her husband comes home and discovers the problems with their daughter that happened after having the bedroom ceiling hole repaired. After getting angry at Linda, she runs off to the beach shore and tries to drown herself. Linda wakes up with her daughter looking at her and says that she will get better.
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You began filming in August [6] and September 2023 [7] in Montauk, New York after SAG-AFTRA granted an interim agreement for the film amidst the actors' strike. [8]
 If I Had Legs I'd Kick You premiered at the Sundance Film Festival on January 24, 2025. [9] It had its international premiere in February 2025 at the 75th Berlin International Film Festival in competition for the Golden Bear. [10] [11] Rose Byrne won the Silver Bear for Best Leading Performance. [12] It will be screened at the 52nd Telluride Film Festival, [13] the 2025 Toronto International Film Festival, [14] the 2025 New York Film Festival, [15] and the 2025 BFI London Film Festival. [16] The film was released by A24 on October 10, 2025. [17]
It will be screened in the 'Best of 2025' section of the 20th Rome Film Festival in October 2025. [18]
On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes , 95% of 91 critics' reviews are positive, with an average rating of 8.0/10.The website's consensus reads: "Liable to leave audiences in a cold sweat, this fever dream immersion into parental stress connects with thunderous force thanks to Rose Byrne's gutsy star turn and director Mary Bronstein's uncompromising vision." [19] Metacritic , which uses a weighted average , assigned the film a score of 79 out of 100, based on 25 critics, indicating "generally favorable" reviews. [20]
| Award | Date of ceremony | Category | Recipient | Result | Ref. | 
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| Berlin International Film Festival | February 23, 2025 | Golden Bear | If I Had Legs I'd Kick You | Nominated | [21] | 
| Silver Bear for Best Leading Performance | Rose Byrne | Won | |||
| Mill Valley Film Festival | October 10, 2025 | Mind the Gap Award | Won | [22] | |
| Sitges Film Festival | October 18, 2025 | Best Feature Film | If I Had Legs I'd Kick You | Nominated | [23] | 
| Best Female Performance | Rose Byrne | Won | |||
| Middleburg Film Festival | October 19, 2025 | Agnès Varda Trailblazing Film Artist Award | Won | [24] | |
| Savannah Film Festival | October 27, 2025 | Luminary Award | Won | [25] [26] |