If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Directed byMary Bronstein
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Distributed byA24
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is an upcoming American comedy drama film directed and co-written by Mary Bronstein, [1] co-written by Ronald Bronstein, [2] produced by the Safdie brothers, [3] and starring Rose Byrne, ASAP Rocky, Helen Hong, and Ella Beatty. [4] [5]

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Premise

Linda, a therapist, tries to navigate her life as her child falls under an unknown illness, as well as her relationship with her patients and her own therapist.

Cast

Production

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You began filming in August [6] and September 2023 [7] in Montauk, New York after SAG-AFTRA granted an interim agreement for the film. [8]

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