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Directed by | Mary Bronstein |
Written by | Mary Bronstein |
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Cinematography | Christopher Messina |
Edited by | Lucian Johnston |
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Distributed by | A24 |
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Running time | 113 minutes |
Country | United States |
Language | English |
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a 2025 American comedy drama film directed and written by Mary Bronstein [1] and starring Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Lark White, Ivy Wolk, Daniel Zolghadri, Delaney Quinn, and ASAP Rocky. [2] [3] The film is set to be distributed by A24. [1]
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You began filming in August [5] and September 2023 [6] in Montauk, New York after SAG-AFTRA granted an interim agreement for the film. [7]
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You premiered at the Sundance Film Festival on January 24, 2025. [8] It will also screen at the 75th Berlin International Film Festival in February 2025. [9]
On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes , 86% of 22 critics' reviews are positive, with an average rating of 7.8/10. [10] Metacritic , which uses a weighted average , assigned the film a score of 81 out of 100, based on 12 critics, indicating "universal acclaim". [11]
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