Kunt and the Gang | |
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Background information | |
Birth name | Wayne Clements |
Also known as | The Kunts, [1] Kunt and the Gang Presents, Little Kunt, Mr. Tuppence, Künt, [2] The Krown Jewelz, The Krackpots |
Born | 1973 (age 50–51) [3] |
Origin | Basildon, Essex, England [4] |
Genres | |
Years active | 2003–2016, 2019–present |
Labels | Disco Minge, Direct Action, Radical Rudeness |
Members | Kunt Little Kunt (hand puppet) Rubber Jonny (as the Kunts) Fucksticks [1] (as the Kunts) Carsehole [1] (as the Kunts) [1] |
Past members | Skidmark (as the Kunts) |
Website | kuntandthegang |
Kunt and the Gang is a British dark musical comedy songwriter and performer from Basildon, Essex. [5] Despite the "and the Gang" in the stage name, the act comprises a single performer, whose real name is Wayne Clements. [6]
Kunt is also known for founding the spin-off project The Kunts, who have had four top twenty hits in the UK Singles Chart, including the controversial track "Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt" and its follow-up "Boris Johnson Is Still a Fucking Cunt", which reached number five for Christmas 2020 and 2021 respectively. These were followed by "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce" (no. 20) and "Fuck the Tories" (no. 7). A fifth hit, "Scrap the Monarchy" was released as "The Krown Jewelz" and reached number nine. The band released another Christmas single, "Proper Christmas", as "The Krackpots" in 2023, but this song failed to chart in the top 100.
Kunt and the Gang has also released music under the pseudonym of his hand puppet sidekick, Little Kunt, and the moniker of Kunt and the Gang Presents (for Shannon Matthews: The Musical, a comedy musical based on the faked kidnapping of Yorkshire girl Shannon Matthews).
Kunt and the Gang rose to prominence making crude synthpop songs related to sexual intercourse and controversial public figures, and was initially active from 2003 to 2016. In 2010, he first achieved chart success when his single "Use My Arsehole as a Cunt (The Nick Clegg Story)" reached number No. 66 in the UK Singles Chart at Christmas time. [7] [8] [9] The following year, another single, "Fucksticks (Royal Wedding Souvenir Version)", also entered the same chart, this time at number No. 63. [10]
He released ten studio albums before retiring his main act in 2016, and published an autobiography iKunt [11] in December 2018. He returned to social media in 2020 during the COVID-19 Pandemic hosting a nightly livestream, Kunt's Korona Klub.[ citation needed ]
In September 2020 Kunt started a monthly nostalgia podcast, Acceptable In The Eighties, with his oldest childhood friend, Stuart 'Roy' Whiffen.[ citation needed ]
Kunt and the Gang's live show initially generated popularity through numerous years playing at pubs and smaller venues, and building a niche audience. He would then make content for early social networking platforms, predominately MySpace and then YouTube; and proclaimed himself a "minor internet hit singer" [12] who used social networking "before the thought police took it over". [5]
Kunt and the Gang's early work is best known for its simple electronic production and controversial lyrical content, dealing with such taboo subjects as masturbation and sexual fantasies. Kunt and the Gang's later work took a darker turn, following the Operation Yewtree police investigation, often touching on the subject of paedophilia and featured several ironic tributes to recently deceased celebrities. [13]
Until 2008, when his touring schedule became too intense, he was a council worker in Basildon.[ citation needed ] His early musical efforts included a Comedy Punk band called Serious Problem and a Synth-pop duo Pubic Cube. In the year prior to forming Kunt and the Gang, under the name Wayne Clements, he co-wrote and produced a number of songs for The Glambassador, an album by DJ and alternative scenester Boogaloo Stu, and also wrote and produced Synth-pop albums under the guise of Mister Midi and Macondo. He also put together a compilation of contemporary electronic pop music, Robopop: Volume I.
In December 2020, Kunt, performing with his newly formed punk band, The Kunts, joined the race for the Christmas number one single again, with a short song about Prime Minister Boris Johnson called "Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt". Its rivals in the 2020 race were "Don't Stop Me Eatin'" by LadBaby (a parody cover of "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey, which also featured Ronan Keating on some versions), [14] [15] Russ Abbot's "Atmosphere", [16] [17] former chart toppers Justin Bieber and The Lewisham & Greenwich NHS Choir (teaming up for a version of Bieber's "Holy"), Liam Gallagher's "All You're Dreaming Of" and Ed Sheeran's "Afterglow". [18] [17] The band were backed in the race by Black Mirror's Charlie Brooker, [19] as well as Glen Matlock of the Sex Pistols [20] and like LadBaby, also released additional versions of the song, including a censored sausage roll based version.[ citation needed ]
The song about Boris Johnson was revealed on BBC Radio 1 by Vick Hope and Katie Thistleton on 20 December 2020. [21] During the show, the presenters did not mention the song's title or play it on air because of the offensive language in it, stating: "Now at 19 we've got a track about Boris Johnson that has so many bad words in it we can't play it on daytime Radio 1." [22] The record was a new entry at number 19, with LadBaby at number 1, [23] climbing to number 8 the next day. [24] On 23 December 2020, it was reported that a number of bookmakers had put odds on the record being the Christmas number one at 8/1, after it had become the second most downloaded song on iTunes and Amazon. [25] [26] [20] The song ultimately reached number 5 on the Christmas chart, after accumulating 45,119 sales, [27] [28] [29] and unlike many of the other Christmas campaign singles (such as rivals LadBaby) made the Official Audio Streaming Chart as well. [30]
In November 2021, the Kunts launched an online campaign to get their single "Boris Johnson Is Still a Fucking Cunt" to Christmas number one. The song was released on 17 December 2021. [31] The song reached number 5 in the Christmas midweek chart. [32] During this campaign the band made numerous references to similarly subversive act the KLF, including in the music video (based, along with the song, on "Doctorin' the Tardis") and in promotional imagery, which shows Kunt and the band reading The Manual , a book written by The KLF as "the Timelords". [33] Similarly to their previous hit, The Kunts song for 2021 had several different versions, many of which were remixed by guest artists such as Cassetteboy and B3ta founder Rob Manuel. Again the song had a radio-friendly versions with no foul language, substituting the phrase "fucking cunt" for "sausage roll." It is believed this is made in reference to LadBaby, who have had three previous number one Christmas singles based around sausage rolls. While the 2020 single had 23 different mixes, the release for 2021 has scaled this back to 13. [34] The song reached number 5 in the Christmas chart. [35]
On 27 May 2022, to coincide with the Platinum Jubilee of Queen Elizabeth II The Kunts released "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce", [36] with the aim of matching the Sex Pistols' achievement of getting a protest song about the British royal family to number two in the Jubilee charts. [37] It peaked at number 20.
On 16 December 2022, the Kunts returned with "Fuck the Tories" in a third attempt to claim the Christmas number-one; the song ranked seventh in the chart.
On 5 May 2023, the Kunts released "Scrap The Monarchy" under the name of the Krown Jewelz. The song reached number 9 in the singles chart. [38]
Another Christmas number-one attempt was released on 8 December 2023, titled "Proper Christmas", and released under the name "The Krackpots". The song missed the top 100 of the official chart, but did chart at number 2 on the Official Singles Sales Chart. [39]
Theatre troupe Tuppence Ha'penny performed Shannon Matthews: The Musical (based on the 2010 album) at the 2022 Edinburgh Festival Fringe. In September 2022, a film version was crowdfunded via Kickstarter. The funding goal was reached within 24 hours. [2]
Year | Artist | Single | UK [40] [41] [42] | UK Indie | UK Indie Breakers |
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2010 | Kunt and the Gang | "Use My Arsehole as a Cunt (The Nick Clegg Story)" | 66 | 8 [43] | 2 [44] |
2011 | Kunt and the Gang | "Fucksticks (Royal Wedding Souvenir Version)" | 63 | 10 [45] | 3 [46] |
2020 | The Kunts | "Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt" | 5 | 3 [47] | — |
2021 | The Kunts | "Boris Johnson Is Still a Fucking Cunt" | 5 | 2 [48] | — |
2022 | The Kunts | "Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce" | 20 | 1 [49] | — |
2022 | The Kunts | "Fuck the Tories" | 7 | 4 [50] | — |
2023 | The Krown Jewelz | "Scrap the Monarchy" | 9 | 1 [51] | — |
2023 | The Krackpots | "Proper Christmas" | — | 30 | 6 |
Year | Title |
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2004 | "Santa's Sack" |
2006 | "Fucksticks" (First Release) |
2006 | "This Christmas" |
2007 | "All I Want For Christmas is You (To Bring Me Off)" |
2008 | "Jesus (Baby With a Beard)" |
2008 | "Men with beards What are they hiding?" |
2009 | "I Sucked Off a Bloke: 2 New Songs Tour Souvenir" |
2009 | "Kuntish Christmas" |
2011 | "Jesus (Baby With a Beard)" (reissue) |
2022 | "Fuck Off Boris You Cunt" [The Kunts] |
2023 | "Rishi Sunak is a Rat-Faced Cunt" [The Kunts] |
2023 | "Rolf Harris and the Sexy Kids" |
2023 | "Bum the Runner" [The Kunts] |
Year | Title |
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2004 | I Have a Little Wank and I Have a Little Cry |
2007 | I Have Another Wank and I Have Another Cry |
2008 | One Last Wank and One Last Cry |
2010 | Kunt and the Gang Presents Shannon Matthews: The Musical |
2011 | Hurry Up and Suck Me Off Before I Get Famous |
2011 | Kiss You Under the Cameltoe (The Christmas Singles) |
2013 | Kuntrarian (Little Kunt's Solo Album) |
2014 | Japs iTunes |
2016 | Blue ROFL |
2019 | Bite Ô Ma Bite |
2020 | Kunts Punk in Your Face (as The Kunts) |
2021 | Korona Klub Klassics Volume 1 |
Year | Title |
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2009 | Here's One I Knocked Out Earlier |
2010 | Complete Kunt: The Greatest Minor Internet Hits of Kunt and the Gang |
2012 | Sloppy Seconds: More Titbits from the Kunt Archives |
2013 | Fresh Kunt (download only Greatest Hits) |
2015 | Kunt'll Fix It (a mixture of greatest hits and new songs) |
2021 | NSFW: The Very Worst of Kunt and the Gang & The Kunts |
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