372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
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Presentation
Starring Michael J. Nelson
Conor Lastowka
Genre Literary criticism, satire
LanguageEnglish
Lengthtypically 90–150 minutes per episode
Production
Theme music composed byConor Lastowka
Audio format MP3
No. of seasons28
No. of episodes164
Publication
Original releaseSeptember 1, 2017 (2017-09-01)
Ratings4.857142857142857/5, 4.8/5  OOjs UI icon edit-ltr-progressive.svg
Related
Related shows RiffTrax
Like Trees Walking
Website 372pages.com

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back is a podcast series created by Michael J. Nelson (of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and RiffTrax fame) and Conor Lastowka (writer for RiffTrax and novelist). Beginning in 2017 with Ernest Cline's Ready Player One (the titular 372-page book), the podcast discusses literature that the two men "are probably going to hate", [1] [2] [3] though they have stated they end up enjoying some books much more than others.

Contents

Episodes

Overview of 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back episodes
SeasonEpisodesRelease datesBookSummary
11–8September 1 – October 27, 2017 Ready Player One Ernest Cline Bestselling novel, set in a dystopian future where a young man immerses himself in a virtual reality world based on 1980s popular culture and partakes in a competition for fame and fortune.
29–16January 26 – March 23, 2018 Armada – Ernest ClineA teenager plays an online video game about defending against an alien invasion, only to find out that the game is a simulator to prepare him against an actual alien invasion.
319–21October 12–26, 2018 The Eye of Argon – Jim Theis Sword and sorcery short story about the barbarian Grignr and his adventures.
422–29November 2, 2018 – January 16, 2019 TekWar William Shatner and Ron Goulart A science fiction neo-noir detective novel set in 22nd-century Southern California and Mexico, centered around the fictional electronic drug "tek".
530–33February 4–27, 2019The Forensic Certified Public Accountant and the Cremated 64-SQUARES Financial Statements – Dwight David Thrash, CPA FCPA CGMA Self-published novel about a Certified Public Accountant who attempts to solve the destruction of a skyscraper by the "Cat-Burglar Terrorist" and reconstruct its financial documents.
634–38March 11 – April 11, 2019 Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff Sean Penn Satirical novel by the Oscar-winning actor, notorious for its "experimental" prose style.
739–47May 6 – July 1, 2019 The Mister E. L. James Romance novel by the author of the bestselling Fifty Shades series about a British aristocrat who falls in love with his Albanian maid.
848–53July 15 – September 3, 2019Trucking Through Time – Charles E. HarrisA self-published novel about time traveling truck drivers.
954–58September 16 – October 23, 2019 The Lair of the White Worm Bram Stoker Edwardian-era horror novel by the author of Dracula about a mysterious monster threatening rural Derbyshire.
1059–67November 13, 2019 – January 30, 2020 Shadow Moon Chris Claremont and George Lucas Fantasy novel serving as a sequel to the 1988 film Willow .
1168–70February 18 – March 10, 2020Moon People – Dale M. CourtneySelf-published science fiction romance novel.
1271–77April 6 – June 3, 2020 Digital Fortress Dan Brown Mystery/thriller novel on the theme of government surveillance and cryptography.
1378–80June 30 – July 24, 2020 My Immortal – Tara GilesbieNotorious Harry Potter fan fiction in which the characters are depicted as goths and preps.
1481–88August 7 – November 13, 2020 Midnight Sun Stephenie Meyer Retelling of the young adult vampire romance Twilight from the point-of-view of Edward Cullen.
1589–95November 26, 2020 – February 26, 2021 Ready Player Two – Ernest ClineSequel to Ready Player One ; Wade Watts finds a new advancement in Halliday's vaults that could change the world, and battles an artificial intelligence based on Halliday.
1696–99March 23 – April 30, 2021The Quilters Push Back: Miranda Hathaway Adventure #7 – Mary Devlin Lynch, Debbie Devlin Zook and Beth Devlin-Keune Cozy mystery in which a team of quilters confronts the American opioid crisis.
17100–107May 20 – September 17, 2021 Modelland Tyra Banks and Michael SalortA young aspiring model attends a magical boarding school for models.
18108–112October 8 – November 19, 2021 Irene Iddesleigh Amanda McKittrick Ros Victorian melodrama long ridiculed for its purple prose: a young English lady marries an older man, realizes she doesn't love him, and then elopes to America with her tutor.
19113–119December 10, 2021 – March 23, 2022Antigua: The Land of Fairies, Wizards and Heroes (Part 1) – Denise Brown Ellis and Larry EllisSelf-published children's fantasy novel in which warrior princesses fight an evil dragon.
20120–124April 1 – June 17, 2022 Gump and Co. Winston Groom Sequel to the 1986 novel Forrest Gump , published one year after that book's movie adaptation.
21125–130July 8 – October 21, 2022Super Constitution – Charles KimScience-fiction novel about a "troika" of college students creating a single world government by technological means.
22131–134November 8 – December 23, 2022Murder in Christmas River: A Christmas Cozy Mystery – Meg MuldoonChristmas-themed cozy mystery about the murder of a man behind a pie shop during a gingerbread house building competition.
23135–139January 18 – March 24, 2023 Edison's Conquest of Mars Garrett P. Serviss 19th-century science fiction, considered the first space opera, in which Thomas Edison leads Earth in a war against Martian invaders.
24140–146April 11 – June 23, 2023 Artemis Andy Weir Sci-fi heist adventure follow-up to The Martian about a young Saudi Arabian woman living in the titular lunar colony and plotting to get rich.
25147–150July 21 – September 7, 2023 The Starlight Barking Dodie Smith Sequel to The Hundred and One Dalmatians , in which all creatures except dogs are put into a deep sleep and dogs acquire supernatural powers.
26151–155October 5 – November 29, 2023The Adventures of the Teen Archaeologists: The Land of the Moepek – Larry Ellis and Denise Brown Ellis Young adult fiction about teenaged archaeologists who discover an ancient African civilization.
27156–158December 11–26, 2023A Killer Christmas Affair: A Cozy Mystery (A Sunflower Farms Cozy Mystery) – Sussie JordanChristmas-themed cozy mystery set in the fictional town of Sunflower, Texas.
28159–164January 30 – March 20, 2024Kaileb's Dream – Kaileb VarneySelf-published young adult novel about a 15-year-old Ohioan boy whose alter ego is White Bo of the White Blades Council, a foundation protecting the world from evil.

Reception

Michael J. Nelson, photographed in 2011. Michael J. Nelson 2011 Comic-Con International.jpg
Michael J. Nelson, photographed in 2011.

In 2017, Marc Hershon of Vulture praised the first season of the podcast, calling it a "comedically brutal thrashing" of Ready Player One. [4]

The A.V. Club's Mike Vanderbilt interviewed Nelson and Lastowka in 2018. [5]

In 2019, Alice Nuttall of Book Riot wrote, "Nelson and Lastowka spin bad books into gold. Listening to an episode is like sitting in on a reading group run by people who are much funnier than you are." [6] In 2020, Emily Martin compared it to the film podcast How Did This Get Made? . [7]

In 2020, E. A. Henson of Biff Bam Pop! praised the podcast, saying, "372 Pages manages to avoid those common podcast pitfalls and hilarious[ sic ] transcend the source material...these books are so amazingly bad that they almost seem like some kind of outsider art." [8]

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