'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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Home page of The Onion on May 25, 2022, following the Robb Elementary School shooting, featuring 21 instances of the article for each victim killed in the incident and for each time the article was published

"'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" is the recurring title of articles published by the American news satire organization The Onion after mass shootings in the United States. The articles satirize the country's inability, unique among developed countries, to prevent gun violence. [1] [2] [3]

Contents

Each article is about 200 words long, detailing the location of the shooting and the number of victims, but otherwise remaining essentially the same. A fictitious resident—usually of a state in which the shooting did not take place—is quoted as saying that the shooting was "a terrible tragedy", but "there's nothing anyone can do to stop them." The article ends by saying that the United States is the "only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years," and that Americans view themselves and the situation as "helpless". [4] [5]

Background

The article was first published on May 27, 2014, following the Isla Vista killings. Since then, The Onion has republished the same article dozens of times in the aftermath of major mass shooting incidents, nearly verbatim, with only minor changes to reflect the specifics of each shooting. [1] [2] [3] In 2017, Marnie Shure, the managing editor for The Onion, said: "By re-running the same commentary it strengthens the original commentary tenfold each time. ... In the wake of these really terrible things, we have this comment that really holds up." [6]

After The Onion republished the article on February 14, 2018, following the Parkland high school shooting, Jason Roeder, the writer of the original 2014 article, wrote that he "had no idea it would be applied to the high school a mile from [his] house". [7] On May 25, 2022, following the Robb Elementary School shooting, The Onion featured all 21 versions of the article they had written since 2014 on the home page of their website and on their Twitter feed. [8] [9] [10] The homepage feature was repeated following the July 4 Highland Park shooting, with the article count having increased to 25. [11] [12] As of September 2024, it has since increased to 37.

Reception

The New York Times wrote in 2017 that "with each use, [the headline] seemed to turn from cheeky political commentary on gun control into a reverberation of despair". [1] Mashable wrote that "nothing captures that feeling of frustration and powerlessness" following major mass shootings as well as The Onion articles, adding that "there's no shortage of brilliant Onion pieces, but none have resonated—or been as tragically prescient—like the 'No Way' post." [13]

The Washington Post wrote that The Onion "appears to capture the frustration and futility felt by so many people" following mass shootings, noting the increased Internet traffic the articles draw and how popular they are on social media. [2] The Huffington Post said the articles have become "a staple of the social media response to mass shootings", citing how widely shared they are on Facebook and Twitter. [3]

The Daily Beast mentioned the articles in a piece titled "How The Onion Became One of the Strongest Voices for Gun Control". [14] Similarly, Wired mentioned it in an article discussing the power of The Onion's satire in the face of gun violence, titled "Only The Onion Can Save Us Now". [15]

List

As of September 2024, The Onion has published the article 37 times, each in response to a mass shooting in the United States.

Instances of the article being published
No.Publication dateShooting
1 [lower-roman 1] May 27, 2014 Isla Vista, California
2 [lower-roman 2] June 17, 2015 Charleston, South Carolina
3 [lower-roman 3] October 1, 2015 Roseburg, Oregon
4 [lower-roman 4] December 3, 2015 San Bernardino, California
5 [lower-roman 5] October 2, 2017 Las Vegas, Nevada
6 [lower-roman 6] November 5, 2017 Sutherland Springs, Texas
7 [lower-roman 7] February 14, 2018 Parkland, Florida
8 [lower-roman 8] May 18, 2018 Santa Fe, Texas
9 [lower-roman 9] September 13, 2018 Bakersfield, California
10 [lower-roman 10] October 29, 2018 Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
11 [lower-roman 11] November 8, 2018 Thousand Oaks, California
12 [lower-roman 12] June 1, 2019 Virginia Beach, Virginia
13 [lower-roman 13] August 4, 2019 El Paso, Texas
14 [lower-roman 14] August 4, 2019 Dayton, Ohio
15 [lower-roman 15] February 26, 2020 Milwaukee, Wisconsin
16 [lower-roman 16] March 17, 2021 Atlanta, Georgia
17 [lower-roman 17] March 23, 2021 Boulder, Colorado
18 [lower-roman 18] April 16, 2021 Indianapolis, Indiana
19 [lower-roman 19] May 26, 2021 San Jose, California
20 [lower-roman 20] May 16, 2022 Buffalo, New York
21 [lower-roman 21] May 25, 2022 [lower-alpha 1] Uvalde, Texas
22 [lower-roman 22] June 2, 2022 Tulsa, Oklahoma
23 [lower-roman 23] June 6, 2022 Chattanooga, Tennessee
24 [lower-roman 24] June 6, 2022 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
25 [lower-roman 25] July 4, 2022 [lower-alpha 2] Highland Park, Illinois
26 [lower-roman 26] October 14, 2022 Raleigh, North Carolina
27 [lower-roman 27] November 20, 2022 Colorado Springs, Colorado
28 [lower-roman 28] November 23, 2022 Chesapeake, Virginia
29 [lower-roman 29] January 23, 2023 Monterey Park, California
30 [lower-roman 30] January 24, 2023 Half Moon Bay, California
31 [lower-roman 31] February 14, 2023 East Lansing, Michigan
32 [lower-roman 32] March 27, 2023 Nashville, Tennessee
33 [lower-roman 33] April 10, 2023 Louisville, Kentucky
34 [lower-roman 34] May 8, 2023 Allen, Texas
35 [lower-roman 35] July 5, 2023 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
36 [lower-roman 36] October 26, 2023 Lewiston, Maine
37 [lower-roman 37] September 4, 2024 Winder, Georgia

See also

Notes

  1. On this date, The Onion's homepage also featured all 20 previously published articles. [8] [10]
  2. On this date, The Onion's homepage also featured all 24 previously published articles. [11] [12]

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