Seventy-Two Virgins

This article is about the novel by Boris Johnson. For the aspect of paradise in Islam, see Houri § Reference to "72 virgins".

Seventy-Two Virgins: A Comedy of Errors

First edition cover
Author	Boris Johnson
Country	United Kingdom
Language	English
Genre	Political satire
Set in	London
Publisher	HarperCollins
Publication date	September 2004
Media type	Print: Hardback octavo
Pages	326
ISBN	9780007195909
OCLC	056649301
Dewey Decimal	823.92

Seventy-Two Virgins: A Comedy of Errors is a 2004 novel by politician, journalist and former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Boris Johnson. ^[1]

At the time, Johnson was MP for Henley, shadow arts minister, and editor of The Spectator . Since then, he has been Mayor of London (2008–2016) and Foreign Secretary (2016–2018), and Prime Minister (2019–2022).

This book makes Johnson the third novelist to be Prime Minister; the first two were Benjamin Disraeli (17 novels) and Winston Churchill ( Savrola ).

Plot

"To a man like Roger Barlow, the whole world just seemed to be a complicated joke ... everything was always up for grabs, capable of dispute; and religion, laws, principle, custom – these were nothing but sticks from the wayside to support our faltering steps."

Seventy-Two Virgins: A Comedy of Errors

The President of the United States plans to visit the Palace of Westminster. A Lebanese-born terrorist aims to assassinate him; Roger Barlow, a hapless, bicycle-riding, tousled-haired MP aims to foil the attack in order to distract from a scandal involving his financial entanglement in a lingerie shop named Eulalie.

Reception

Seventy-Two Virgins received mixed reviews on original release. David Smith, writing for The Observer , said "despite the pacy narration, there is a sense of going nowhere fast", but praised the humour, saying "Yet while Johnson is a heroic failure as a novelist, he scores in his comic handling of those most sensitive issues: the ideological motives of Muslim suicide bombers (whence the title) and the mixed blessings of the American empire. The playing of these as pantomime risks causing offence, but, as in person, Johnson succeeds in being charming and sincere." ^[2]

The Spectator (which Johnson was editing at the time) gave it a positive review, Douglas Hurd comparing it to P. G. Wodehouse (the plot device of a character being threatened by potential scandal regarding his involvement in a lingerie business named 'Eulalie' is lifted directly from Wodehouse's The Code of the Woosters ) and praising the "rollicking pace and continuous outpouring of comic invention"; however, he also said that it read like it had been written in three days. (Hurd also accurately described Johnson as "the next prime minister but three".) ^[3]

In the Literary Review, Philip Oakes said that the "Thrills [were] muffled by relentless jokiness and inordinate length of book." ^[4]

Attention was refocused on Seventy-Two Virgins in 2019, with Johnson poised to win the Conservative Party leadership election and become Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. ^[5] In The Guardian , Mark Lawson noted that "it's striking that Barlow's view – that public value should make private conduct irrelevant – is one the writer has continued to embrace through domestic troubles." He noted the anti-French and anti-American tone, and pointed out the use of offensive language: "references to 'Islamic headcases' and 'Islamic nutcases'. Arabs are casually noted to have 'hook noses' and 'slanty eyes'; a mixed-race Briton is called 'coffee-coloured'; and there are mentions of 'pikeys' and people who are 'half-caste'." ^[6] Sexist content was also noted. More sinister was that "the suggestion – from both an external observer, and the protagonist's inner voice – that Barlow [the author surrogate ] may be a fraud. His assistant worries that, under the jaunty vaudeville act, there are no real core ideals, values or beliefs." ^[6] The novel was also criticised for depicting Jews as "controlling the media" and being able to "fiddle" elections, an evidently antisemitic trope. ^[7] During the 2019 general election campaign, Catherine Bennett similarly argued that the novel "amounts to a compelling case for character reappraisal" and that its perceived tendency to evaluate women's worth "according to their fuckability on the – sometimes eccentric – Johnson scale" indicates a lack of "interest in addressing, for instance, sex discrimination, harassment, [or] the gender pay gap". ^[8]

References

1. Johnson, Boris (17 July 2005). Seventy-two Virgins. HarperCollins. ISBN   9780007198054 – via Google Books.
2. Smith, David (2 October 2004). "Observer review: Seventy Two Virgins by Boris Johnson". The Observer. Archived from the original on 17 July 2019. Retrieved 17 July 2019.
3. "Ketchup and thunder". The Spectator. 18 September 2004.
4. "Crime Round Up Oct 2004". Literary Review. Archived from the original on 17 July 2019. Retrieved 17 July 2019.
5. Brown, Hannah (5 July 2019). "Boris Johnson's Novel, Seventy-Two Virgins: A Glimpse into his Inner World". The Jerusalem Post . Archived from the original on 9 August 2019. Retrieved 11 September 2019.
6. Lawson, Mark (17 July 2019). "What does Boris Johnson's terrible novel Seventy-Two Virgins tell us about him?". Archived from the original on 24 July 2019. Retrieved 17 July 2019– via www.theguardian.com.
7. Stone, Jon (9 December 2019). "Boris Johnson book depicts Jews as controlling the media". The Independent . Archived from the original on 9 December 2019. Retrieved 9 December 2019.
8. Bennett, Catherine (16 November 2019). "Want to know the real Boris Johnson? Well, it's all there in his novel, in graphic and horrific detail". The Guardian . Archived from the original on 17 November 2019. Retrieved 17 November 2019.