The Lady Is a Square

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The Lady Is a Square
"The Lady is a Square" (1959).jpg
Original British 1-sheet poster
Directed by Herbert Wilcox
Produced byHerbert Wilcox
Written byPamela Bower
Nicholas Phipps
Harold Purcell
Joseph E. Levine
Starring Anna Neagle
Frankie Vaughan
Janette Scott
Music by Wally Stott
Cinematography Gordon Dines
Edited byBasil Warren
Herbert Wilcox Productions
Embassy Pictures
(current distribution by Paramount Pictures in North America and StudioCanal internationally)
Distributed by Associated British-Pathé
(United Kingdom)
Loew´s Inc
(North America)
Release date
Running time
100 minutes
CountryUnited Kingdom

The Lady Is a Square is a black and white 1958 British comedy musical film directed by Herbert Wilcox and featuring Anna Neagle, Frankie Vaughan and Janette Scott. [1]


It was Neagle's final film appearance and the last film directed by Wilcox although he produced several further films before his bankruptcy in 1964. The film was re-released theatrically in 2001 by Paramount Pictures in North America and Universal Pictures internationally, in DVD in 2002 and DVD(and Blu-ray) in 2006 [2]

As a joke within the film, when Johnny is in the recording studio, one of the producers says "he is another Frankie Vaughn".

The film includes Vaughn singing Love Is the Sweetest Thing which he released as a single in 1959.

The film features (and names) the then-new London nightclub, The Talk of the Town and the Royal Festival Hall as venues. The plot is set in the then contemporary London theatre world and makes reference to impresarios such as Lord Delfont.


Mrs Baring, a businesswoman and patron of classical music, has arranged for a celebrated Eastern Bloc musician, Spolenski, to play in a series of concerts in Britain. However, she is aware that she is on the brink of bankruptcy and the Spolenski tour offers a final chance to save her finances.

Johnny Burns, an aspiring singer is hanging around a music shop he frequents when he spot Mrs Baring's daughter, Joanna. Enraptured he pretends to be a piano-tuner and goes round to her house to help prepare the piano for a party held in Spolenksi's honour. Later, when Mrs Baring is short of a butler he offers his services and is so successful at his duties that he is taken on in a more permanent basis. He slowly begins to bond and court Joanna while doing his best to conceal his love of popular, modern music from Mrs Baring who is resolutely opposed to it and has forbidden her daughter to listen to it. Her financial problems continue to mount up and her phone is cut owing to unpaid bills.

Burns' friend and agent, Freddy, meanwhile has secured him an audition with Greenslade, a major popular record label, who are impressed with his performance. Convinced he is going to be a major star, they make plans to sign him up on a long-term contract. Burns' first demand of Greenslade is for money to pay for Mrs Baring's telephone to be restored. Mrs Baring is relieved by this gesture, but believes the money came from one of her other friends rather than Burns.

Burn's career swiftly takes off, he is engaged to perform at Talk of the Town, while still keeping his new success a secret from the Barings. Mrs Baring has further problems when tickets for her Spolenski concerts sell badly, and he threatens to leave for home unless she is able to put up £3,000. Once again Burns secretly steps in, securing the money as an advance from Greenslades. After learning of Burns' fame, Joanna goes to his concert. When her mother discovers this, she grows furious and confronts both of them firing Burns and forbidding her daughter from seeing him again. In his anger, he calls her a "square".

Their rift is not helped by his next song, "The Lady is a Square" which appears to be directly mocking her. However, she relents when she discovers that he has secretly been paying her bills and that he is trying to abandon a concert of his, which is scheduled at the same time as her Spolenski concert, in a bid to help her ticket sales. Spolenski then falls ill, which turns out to be a blessing as it will mean they will be able to re-launch the tour with financial assistance from Greenslade.

Baring and her daughter attend Burns' concert where to their surprise he performs Handel’s Ombra mai fu with the National Youth Orchestra, to wild applause from his fans. Ultimately they are able to agree on the co-existence of popular and classical music and Mrs Baring ends the film dancing with Freddie as Johnny dances with Joanna to a swing instrumental.

Cast list

Home video releases

The Lady is a Square had released in Region 1 DVD in 2001 by Paramount Home Entertainment and Region 2 in 2002 by Universal Studios Home Entertainment(via StudioCanal). The film had a DVD and Blu-ray release in October 2006 by Paramount Home Entertainment in Region 1(NTSC) and Universal Studios Home Entertainment in Redion 2(PAL) in April 2009 and in Spain by Filmax in October 2006


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