McGillicuddy Serious Party

McGillicuddy Serious Party
McGillicuddy Serious Party
Leader	The Laird of Hamilton, Graeme Cairns
President	Paull Cooke
Deputy	KT Julian
Founded	1984
Dissolved	1999;25 years ago
Headquarters	None
Ideology	Funism
International affiliation	Jacobitism
Colours	Red and Green, Tartan
MPs	0
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Last updated August 20, 2024

The McGillicuddy Serious Party (McGSP) was a satirical political party or joke party in New Zealand in the late 20th century. Between 1984 and 1999, it provided "colour" to ensure that citizens not take the political process too seriously. The party's logo, the head of a medieval court jester, indicated the intention to critique current systems by poking fun at them.

Origins

The party was formed in 1984^[3] in Hamilton as the political arm of Clan McGillicuddy (established in 1978). Members of the Clan had stood as candidates in the 1983 local-body elections in the Waikato,^[3] and the party came together in time to contest the 1984 General Election. It had a strong Scottish theme, with the renaissance of a Jacobite monarchy being one of the party's main policy planks. Candidates included street performers, students, artists and members of musical groups such as the Big Muffin Serious Band.^{[ citation needed ]}

Policies

The party selected its policies on the basis of their absurdity and their impracticality, but also how they tied into an over-arching grand plan. The features of this plan were: Funism (a doctrine of the most fun for the most people), The Great Leap Backwards (returning NZ to a medieval, subsistence, tribal economy) and replacing parliament with a McGillicuddy-style monarchy based on Jacobitism: a non-hereditary monarch would be appointed in a similar manner to that used to determine the Dalai Lama. The high number of NZers with (some) Scottish heritage was the reason given for creating a Jacobite renaissance in the south Pacific. ^[4]

Policies included:

Free dung
Sending out intelligence agents around the world to wipe New Zealand off published maps, thus ensuring that no-one could invade the country.^[5]
Standing a dog for parliament in the Hobson seat in Northland. Her policies included the abolition of cars, and turning a meat-works into an organic flea-powder factory.^[6]
The abolition of money, replacing it with chocolate fish or with sand.
The demolition of The Beehive, parliament buildings, and all other buildings on a last-up, first-down basis.^[7]
The diversion of aluminium production away from building US military aircraft and missiles to build giant space-mirrors to melt the polar icecaps and destroy all of the foolish greed-worshipping cities of man in one stroke, thereby returning man to the sea, which he should never have left in the first place (this the inspiration of the Admiral of the Highland Navy Aaron Franklin).
Raising the school leaving-age to 65 (after Parliament raised the school leaving-age by one unambitious year)^[7]
Full unemployment, or full employment through slavery ^[8]
Using beer as a National Defence strategy: leaving bottles of beer on all beaches, so that any invading army would abandon its attack and get drunk while the broken bottles would prevent the army advancing any further.
Restricting the vote to minors: i.e., ONLY those under 18 years of age could vote (announced when Parliament lowered the voting age to 18 years). The party ran its 1993 electoral advertisements during children's programming.
Student loans for Plunket Society (or Kindergarten) attendance: prior to the 1984 election, David Lange's Labour Party promised to maintain free tertiary education, but the Education Minister, Phil Goff, introduced student fees when elected. National Party education spokesman Lockwood Smith promised a return to free education if elected, but did not carry out this promise. Most party supporters, many of them students, felt displeased that both major political parties had deemed free tertiary education unsustainable, but had deliberately lied about their intentions to attract votes.
Abandoning male suffrage: New Zealand, the first nation to achieve women's suffrage (in 1893), made a big deal of the centenary of this at the time of the 1993 election.
Votes for trees: New Zealanders have a reputation as environmentalists, and the University of Auckland's ex-Marxist law lecturer Klaus Bosselmann seriously advocated giving trees (and other bits of the environment) some legal standing. The party could not decide on whether native trees should have the option to vote in Māori electorates, whether male trees as well as female trees should vote, and on the status of shrubs.
The demolition of the Auckland CBD to create a giant sundial, using the Sky Tower as the gnomon; or to protect the Sky Tower by placing a condom over it.
Replacing the Royal New Zealand Armoured Corps with Mounted Knights, claimed as more modern. The New Zealand Army's outdated equipment became a constant source of quips and embarrassment in the 1990s—at the time Queen Alexandra's Mounted Rifles operated FV101 Scorpions and M-113s.
Building dreadnoughts in the Tamaki Estuary: a reference to the Royal New Zealand Navy's controversial purchase of Anzac class frigates.
An All Whites victory in the Football World Cup: both the Labour Party and the National Party used the All Blacks' victory in the 1987 Rugby World Cup in their 1990 campaigning—the All Whites stood about as much chance of winning the Football World Cup as Brazil have of winning the Rugby version.
An indecent society: Jim Bolger's National Party used the slogan "A Decent Society".
A potato famine: Jim Bolger's somewhat pock-marked countenance bore an unfortunate resemblance to a potato. Much to his displeasure, he became widely known as "Spud"; the Royal New Zealand Air Force, with a typically Kiwi lack of reverence, christened his Boeing 727 "Spud One".
Limiting the speed of light to 100 km/h: 50 km/h in Mt Roskill, (Auckland's Bible Belt), because folks there preferred to stay less enlightened.
Linking the North Island and South Island by bulldozing the Southern Alps into Cook Strait.^[9]
Post-natal abortion: making abortion illegal, but any mother could kill her child up to the age of 18, provided she did it with her own hands. The party designed this policy to offend all sides in the abortion debate. The fundamentalist Christian Heritage Party used abortion as a major policy.^[7]
Mandatory homosexuality for 33% of the population—also devised to annoy the fundamentalists.
Free castration
Setting up a Frivolous Fraud Office to investigate any fraud deemed too silly for the Serious Fraud Office
Air bags for the New Zealand Stock Exchange (following the 1987 stock market crash)
Replacing the Queen's chain with hemp: the Labour Party had a policy of protecting and extending the Queen's chain (publicly accessible land bordering watercourses), forcing farmers and iwi to allow public access to waterways. Candidate Dominic Worthington proposed replacing the chain with more environmentally sound hemp; with the Queen, of course, replaced by Prince Geoffie the reluctant. Rather than limiting the chain to protecting water in aqueous form, the King's hemp would also serve to hold together water in solid form, as in the ice in glaciers and in the Ross Dependency (in particular, the Ross Ice Shelf, alleviating environmentalists' concerns that the ice shelf might collapse and raise sea-levels). Ultimately, the policy envisaged that technology would regress far enough for it to become feasible to lasso water in gaseous form (i.e. clouds).^[10]
Fixing accountants in concrete and using them as traffic barriers, occasionally accompanied by a pledge to steal some of the Monster Raving Loony Party's other policies as well—possibly a reference to political parties accusing each other of stealing policies, or possibly just silliness.
Good weather (but only if voters behaved).^[11]
Full employment by carpeting the national highways: this would also save wear and tear on tyres
Breaking its promises

Note: not all of the above were party-wide policies outlined in manifestoes - candidates had creative licence to come up with their own policies.

Peak and Decline

The party attracted a surprising level of support, and became one of the larger parties outside parliament. On a number of occasions, particularly following the introduction of the mixed member proportional (MMP) electoral system, pundits^{[ who? ]} predicted that the party might actually win parliamentary representation, but this never happened. When the major parties boycotted the Tauranga by-election 1993 in 1993, the party's candidate Greg Pittams, who appeared in nationwide newspapers during this campaign wearing his "emperor's new kilt" outfit, consisting of only a shirt and sporran, finished second to Winston Peters. Votes for the party presumably most often represented protest votes, something that the party encouraged with one of its slogans: "If you want to waste your vote, vote for us."^{[ citation needed ]}

In the 1996 general election the party put up 65 list candidates, and 45 candidates stood as an electorate candidate.^[12]

The introduction of MMP Mixed Member Proportional representation at the 1996 election changed the political landscape: there were more smaller parties to vote for with more of a chance of getting into Parliament. The McGSP percentage of the vote fell. The 1999 election campaign proved a disappointment. The party gained only 0.15% of the vote, a considerable drop. In addition to this the increased reporting required from small parties under MMP changed the 'work to fun ratio'^[13] of taking part in elections.

Disbandment and deregistration

Shortly after the 1999 election, the party disbanded and the Electoral Commission officially deregistered it as a political party.^[14] Party leader Graeme Cairns marked the event and did penance for the loss by placing himself in stocks in Garden Place in Hamilton in December 1999 as disgruntled party members pelted him with rotten fruit.^[15]

Electoral results

General elections

The following table summarises the party's support in general elections.

Election	# electorate votes	% of electorate vote	# party votes	% of party vote	# candidates
1984	178	0.01%	-	-	3	Labour victory
1987	2,990	0.16%	-	-	19	Labour victory
1990	9,918	0.54%	-	-	59	National victory
1993	11,714	0.61%	-	-	62	National majority
1996	12,177	0.59%	5,990	0.29%	65	National majority
1999	3,633	0.18%	3,191	0.15%	64	Labour majority
2008	259	0.008%	-	-	1	National majority

By-elections

By-election	Year	Candidate	# votes	% of vote	Placing
Tamaki	1992	Adrian Holroyd	73	0.42%	7th	National hold
Tauranga	1993	Greg Pittams	271	2.15%	2nd	Independent gain
Selwyn	1994	Tim Owens	26	0.12%	8th	National hold
Taranaki-King Country	1998	Paul Cooke	76	0.38%	11th	National hold

Mayoral elections

City	Year	Candidate	# votes	% of vote	Placing
Auckland	1989	Mark Servian	1,270	1.52%	7th
	1990	Mark Servian	454	0.36%	15th
	1992	Katerina Jane Julian	1,018	1.21%	6th
	1995	Marc de Boer	558	0.54%	7th
	1998	Derek Craig	548	0.46%	10th
Christchurch	1989	Craig Young	882	0.72%	4th
	1992	Tony Greer	1,136	1.08%	4th
	1995	Barry Bryant	1,301	1.22%	3rd
Hamilton	1986	Graeme Cairns	1,031	2.91%	4th
	1992	Mark Servian	586	1.74%	5th
	1995	Craig Beere	453	1.30%	5th
Porirua	1995	Grant Prankerd	210	1.37%	5th
Tauranga	1995	Karen Summerhays	210	0.75%	9th
Wellington	1986	Mark Servian	260	0.69%	4th
	1989	John Morrison	1,015	1.93%	6th
	1992	John Morrison	299	0.52%	8th
	1995	Ross Gardner	470	0.78%	9th

McGillicuddy candidates

A number of former members went on to stand as candidates for "real" parties. Former MP and co-leader of the Green party, Metiria Turei,^[16] formerly held party membership, and was number 27 on the party list for the 1999 General Election.^[17]

Other prominent candidates from this first generation of electioneering included founder and Party Leader Graeme Cairns, the "Laird of Hamilton"; Mark Servian; KT Julian, a long-time Party Deputy Leader; Adrian Holroyd; Cecil G. Murgatroyd (who subsequently stood against Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke under the Imperial British Conservative Party banner);^[18] Sam Buchanan; Steve Richards; Donna Demente; and Penni Bousfield.

Younger pretenders

Some of the party's members became upset at the cancellation of their lifetime membership. In July 2005 a "McGillicuddy Serious Party" put out a press-release announcing plans to participate in the 2005 election, one initial policy involving replacing MPs with harmless jargon-generators.^[19]

One candidate stood under the McGillicuddy Serious banner in the 2008 general election: Steve Richards contested the West Coast-Tasman electorate and received 259 votes.^[20]

Current status

Despite the demise of the party, Clan McGillicuddy continued to hold regular public events for some time. A pacifist battle in Oamaru on 31 December 2007 saw McGillicuddy "Martians" take on Alf's Imperial Army in an enactment of The War of the Worlds .^[21] YouTube hosts a video of this battle.^[22] On 31 December 2013, there was a pacifist battle in Waitati in which the McGillicuddies defended Castle Almond (the castle-like home of one their members) against an "attack" by the local Waitati Militia.^[23]

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References

↑ "New Zealand Election Results". www.electionresults.govt.nz.
↑ Salient, magazine of the Victoria University of Wellington Students' Association, 17 August 1987
1 2 "10 Years of Taking the Piss" in Metro magazine February 1994
↑ McGillicuddy Serious Party Manifestos
↑ "Capital's Central Candidates Clash" Evening Post (Wellington) 28 September 1990
↑ "McGillicuddy Candidate Has Bone To Pick With Meurant". Northern Advocate (Whangarei) 5 October 1993
1 2 3 Candidate Profiles Daily Post (Rotorua) 27 October 1993
↑ "Electioneering Begins in Jest in Franklin", Franklin County News 3 August 1993
↑ "Serious Party Fun", Johnsonville Independent Herald July 1987
↑ "Election policies". Archived from the original on 4 October 2008. Retrieved 4 November 2007.
↑ "Serious Pledge For Place in the Sun", Dominion (Wellington) 26 August 1986
↑ New Zealand Official Yearbook 1997 p62
↑ https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/programmes/afternoons/audio/2018651801/mcgillicuddy-serious-party-publishes-its-manifesto ^{[ bare URL ]}
↑ "McGillicuddy Serious Announces Deregistration | Scoop News". www.scoop.co.nz.
↑ "Tar for the Memory" Waikato Times (Hamilton) 3 December 1999
↑ "Green MP's – Green Party of Aotearoa New Zealand Members of Parliament". Archived from the original on 13 October 2007. Retrieved 4 November 2007.
↑ "McGillicuddy Serious Party List Announced | Scoop News". www.scoop.co.nz.
↑ "Results for Wills". Archived from the original on 31 August 2007. Retrieved 4 November 2007.
↑ "The Secret Alliance With Labour is Over". 22 July 2005. Retrieved 12 November 2007.
↑ "Official Count Results – West Coast-Tasman". 22 November 2008. Archived from the original on 11 December 2008. Retrieved 7 December 2008.
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↑ Benson, Nigel (6 January 2014). "Video: Militia mayhem and madness at Waitati". Otago Daily Times . Archived from the original on 18 November 2016. Retrieved 18 November 2016.

Norton, Clifford (1988). New Zealand Parliamentary Election Results 1946–1987: Occasional Publications No 1, Department of Political Science. Wellington: Victoria University of Wellington. ISBN 0-475-11200-8.

External links

Videos

McGSP advert from the 1993 electoral campaign
"Martian" battle, Oamaru, 31 December 2007. On YouTube
2012 Video interview with Mark Servian, long-time party bigwig, and Graeme Cairns, Party Leader

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[1] "New Zealand Election Results". www.electionresults.govt.nz.

[2] Salient, magazine of the Victoria University of Wellington Students' Association, 17 August 1987

[TenYears-3] 1 2 "10 Years of Taking the Piss" in Metro magazine February 1994

[4] McGillicuddy Serious Party Manifestos

[5] "Capital's Central Candidates Clash" Evening Post (Wellington) 28 September 1990

[6] "McGillicuddy Candidate Has Bone To Pick With Meurant". Northern Advocate (Whangarei) 5 October 1993

[CandidateProfiles-7] 1 2 3 Candidate Profiles Daily Post (Rotorua) 27 October 1993

[8] "Electioneering Begins in Jest in Franklin", Franklin County News 3 August 1993

[9] "Serious Party Fun", Johnsonville Independent Herald July 1987

[10] "Election policies". Archived from the original on 4 October 2008. Retrieved 4 November 2007.

[11] "Serious Pledge For Place in the Sun", Dominion (Wellington) 26 August 1986

[12] New Zealand Official Yearbook 1997 p62

[13] ttps://www.rnz.co.nz/national/programmes/afternoons/audio/2018651801/mcgillicuddy-serious-party-publishes-its-manifesto ^{[ bare URL ]}

[14] "McGillicuddy Serious Announces Deregistration | Scoop News". www.scoop.co.nz.

[15] "Tar for the Memory" Waikato Times (Hamilton) 3 December 1999

[16] "Green MP's – Green Party of Aotearoa New Zealand Members of Parliament". Archived from the original on 13 October 2007. Retrieved 4 November 2007.

[17] "McGillicuddy Serious Party List Announced | Scoop News". www.scoop.co.nz.

[18] "Results for Wills". Archived from the original on 31 August 2007. Retrieved 4 November 2007.

[19] "The Secret Alliance With Labour is Over". 22 July 2005. Retrieved 12 November 2007.

[20] "Official Count Results – West Coast-Tasman". 22 November 2008. Archived from the original on 11 December 2008. Retrieved 7 December 2008.

[21] "Alfs Beat Martians in Battle" Otago Daily Times 2 January 2008, p. 15

[22] Barry, Patrick (2 January 2008). "ALF's Army vs' The Scary Aliens". YouTube . Patrick Barry. Retrieved 18 November 2016.

[23] Benson, Nigel (6 January 2014). "Video: Militia mayhem and madness at Waitati". Otago Daily Times . Archived from the original on 18 November 2016. Retrieved 18 November 2016.

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